Friday, 26 July 2024

Trickle down and the fatuous growth in economy - how we laugh

I do get frustrated. I'm trying to explain iconic growth means nothing for alleviating poverty.  

Economic growth is largely about measuring how well advertising revenue has increased and how much the techknowledgeology stocks.

That is such a goodness spelling I might keep it as it is indicative of what artificial intelligence can do for us 

I am very impressed with the growth of NVIDIA and the share price. Editor interrution - Fat Al is about to go off on one with the words being interpreted via his phone's microphone. I am even more interest that NVIDIA is so recognized by my speak up application for those blog. I am Scottish and it doesn't always understand what I'm trying to say hence I have excellent type. 

The growth of the technology stocks this down to their sales and in particular the advertising revenue they command. 

The ability for Google and apple they sell the same product with minor enhancements Iran year that should be here on here here next year on year, should be uploaded applaud but it should not influence the economic growth statistics to tell us how successful the nation is doing. 

I clearly need to upgrade my phone to enable it to understand me and built in obsolescence is a standard success story of any product particularly cars. 

Tesla is back moving forward again in the hope that their cars will be given the green light for driverless automation. Set reminds me why in the USA there is a law about g working. Jay walking. I needed to intervene there as sometimes certain expressions seem impossible to say to the speech in temperature on my phone. I need an interpreter. 

The pedestrian is really punished in the USA and driverless cars will punish them more. I am convinced that 8 out of every 10 deaths will be blamed not on the driverless car but on the pedestrian. We shall see. It could be that drinking is still promoted but you are not allowed to walk home in case you cross the road randomly. 

So to my point about growth statistics. We all hope I'm booming economy means we will all be living a better life but that was the 1970s. That was the post war expectation. That is not 2024. When levels of worth diverge to this level there is only a trickle off shore. There is no trickle down. It is now a drop.

The plumbers have arrived and they've fixed those leaky pipes. They've cleaned the drones and nothing is escaping. Wealthy stays with the wealthy and in my humble opinion it's going to make it a healthy time for revolution.

It's no wonder climate activists are confronting bigger targets. Olympic size events get olympic size audiences and if only a handful agree they've followed the marketing beasts beautiful example and just moved on to the next project.

Poverty does simmer and this is a long game. By 2030 we will have missed our goals and by 2050 we will fully be living with economic growth and full planet malfunction. The 1% won't care. Rome is burning but we're in the Ark.

Population migration has existed throughout time and will continue. The means with which to do so will vary but this cycle of kondratiev wave will be better summed up by the term armigeddon. 

AI has already invaded the classroom and the current generation born in this millennium will be using it to run the planet. By the time the universities churn out the graduates of 2030, the 2025 ones will already be shaping the world in their likeness, except it won't be their likeness, it will be through speech typos.

Football supporters think VAR can be bad but what they're missing is the game has changed. Soon VAR will be an ad break. The beautiful game has enough stoppages for ads but it doesn't utilise them. Sports is what we are sold so we can be sold more. The trick is to keep our consumption up on shit we neither want nor can afford.

Look around at the way your pub or club would have a riot over 5 or 6p on a pint 5 years ago, now its £1 and rising. I said to people after COVID don't just move to £4 move to nearer £5. As I look elsewhere £6.50 is fine and £7. It now feels like going into town is an opportunity to be fleeced. I find it astounding that even the supermarket experience is driven by location. The same chain a mile out of town has the temerity to be price sensitive.

Knuckle down, it's gonna be some ride.

Wednesday, 17 July 2024

In praise and thanks to the staff of our NHS

I'd like to take my fanzine approach a step further. In early May I discovered a lump under my jaw/ear. This swollen gland was still there a week or so later so I made a call to my GP. They offered me an appointment the next day but I was golfing in Fife so I took the next one which was the following Tuesday, May 28th. Next up a fantastic locum decided it merited further consireation so referred me for bloods, X-rays and the Lump clinic. The next day I phoned for the X-ray but it had been cancelled as the lead GP decided it would be best left to the lump clinic to decide on the action. On the wednesday, 29th I got the bloods done. The lump clinic appointment came through almost immediately and my wife opened the envelope and then asked when was I going to tell her. Ha ha, caught out. I duly had an endoscopy and ultrasound followed by biopsies on June 21st. The NHS are certainly moving faster than I did in early May when I wondered whether it was worth bothering about. I got referred for a CT scan by the consultant at Lauriston and a week later on July 3rd, had had the CT scan and was receiving the news that indeed there were cancerous cells, pappalomavirus, whatever else we'd find ot with the PET scan. Being unfamiliar I just took the good news that we were in early. This cancer camino is fast moving I chuckled. Next thing its July 16th and Im having my PET scan. I'm a tad claustrophobic. I was never into S & M as I didn't really want to be tied up and as soon as my body is locked into position panic pokes it wee way into parts of my brain. I occupied my brain with numbers. Not quite the 243 times table I had during the vasectomy but I kept counting backwards and laughing at the thought of telling the story later. Now its July 17th and I'm waiting for the next steps of my camino. I'm thinking radiation may be involved but I've stuck stoically to the speclation is silly and when we here facts they will be acted on. I feel like I'm getting fantastic treatment. I'm sure some people would know of less successful ventures but I'd like to tell my story as I've encountered a lot of fantastic caring professionals who know their job and have kept me informed and moving through the diagnostic process. I am on this camino for whatever length of time and to say I'm enjoying the journey would be to overstate it. I'm in admiration of the professionals I've enountered on the journey and the knowledge I'm picking up. Who knew the PET scanner was in the basement and that you had to sit in a small room while yo were injected with the radioactive solution that would help highlight where the cancer had spread or where it was hiding. I must try and learn the correct terminology. The politicains have kicked the NHS political football about but they keep forgetting how good some of us find the experience. If I was to moan it is nearly 3 months, the first answer I would give under oath is I sat on my hands for the first month. The second answer I would give is its less than 6 weeks from referal. This is diagnosing a problem that, happily, in many cases the answer comes back no problem. That speed of analysis is phenomenal in my view. We only have limited resources to diagnose but as you process through the diagnostic train you see how well oiled it is. Could it be better, I guess if you have machines operating 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and paid 3 times as much for another 3 shifts of nurses, radiographers, consultants etc but then that would involve immigration. I dont know the hours these machines can be used, are they like Taxis or Ryanair planes or do they need downtime to cool down. I look at this infrastructure as I'm lying claustrophobic inside what is a fairly ok donut if I just opened my eyes through the prism of maximising its benefit. I'm thinking if you wanted to use it more you dont just need more staff you need the full security required with 24 hours opening. I'm thinknig loads of things, but most of all, I'm thinking thank fuck its over when the radiographer calls through well done Al, thats it done. Ha Ha, oh what a lot goes throgh my ears in 30 minutes.

So that was good and then I turned up for my answers at oncology. I laughed that here we were on my Dad's 92nd birthday and the best present I could get him was on its way. Treatable yes, while teeth and tonsils no. They will be in the way of the radiation. So next stop was to be the dentist. My own dentist had been well ahead of the game when she suggested a full X-ray to ensure there was no dental reason for the lump. As the X-ray shows my teeth are shocking and the two sleeping wisdom teeth could well cause problems, wisely thought the dentist at the Western.

I concur and along with the rest of my teeth I said they can all go.

We don't know the pathway the radiation will take as they haven't found the primary. The Pet scan revealed nothing which was good news of a sort.

So I'm off to St Johns to get the tonsils and the teeth out. How many I'll find out when I wake up.

I had my pre op assessment yesterday and was delighted my BMI at 35 has me as over weight not obese. I also found out from the ECG I have a good heart. I just wish my 100 units of alcohol a week was regarded better. Abstinence is not my strong suit but a few days of 0-1 pint will doubtless help my chances of not sleeping through the 3 days after my op. 

It'll be July 31st when I wake up a toothless wonder, aka the gummy grinner. It's then likely to be 3 weeks until radiotherapy commences. How much and for how long I don't know but I'm in good hands and delighted to say I've got a good heart.

Would anyone like a pint.

Sunday, 7 July 2024

CHANGE and LISTEN

Politicians arrive with promises they fully intend to ignore but what can they do. One of the best promise they can ever make is to listen. Listening is actually FREE. Politicians talking about schools, waiting lists and knife crime as they strive to get elected can relax now. They can stop saying this needs to be sorted and can sit down, listen, discuss then resolve. It is the Police who stand in front of the machete marauding mad man. It is the doctors, nurses and porters who stand in front of their victims, or explain why a hip operation may be a few years away. It is the fire fighters who enter buildings to save people, douse fires and risk their own lives in a way that is extremely generous to the resut of us in society. It is the teachers and classroom assistants who try to raise cash for school outings, books and all the shortfalls in the budget that ensure our children receive as comprehensive an education as they can possibly deliver. So before saying another word, venture forth into your constituencies and listen, before you get you goodie bag and baggie your seat in the chamber. One of the meatiest parts of any election campaign is the focus groups and the statistics they produce. This creates the banner under which the party will perform. In Labour's case it was CHANGE. It seems rather obvious that most things did indeed need to change. Instead of telling doctors to work faster, take short cuts and treat more patients, here's a plan, let's CHANGE. Let's ask how we can deliver. Instead of telling schools that they are failing, incentivising inspectors to identify flaws, here's a plan, let's CHANGE and ask schools how we can deliver. Instead of telling the police to crack down on knife and every other crime, here's a plan, let's CHANGE and ask what needs to be done so we can deliver. Instead of setting up watchdogs for utility companies how about giving them a real reason to CHANGE. A significant equity fining structure that dilutes shareholders but means they still have the funds to invest. Instead of grants for green energy projects make them equity sharing arrangements. Democracy might be at it lowest ebb as this whopping majority came from only 35% of a very small turnout, but it offers us the chance to CHANGE. A democratic forum that looks around Europe and identifies a better voting system than the see-saw of 2-5 Tory prime ministers then a Labour one. The see saw that sees so many people join politics, get 5 years in Westminster then disappear again. Now is the time for CHANGE to let people get the chance to evolve the process so it stops being a late night lonely drinking man's club. We can only expect more from our politicians if we CHANGE the way they work. The ones who have been there a while say "its aye been this way", well here's a plan, take a leaf out of the advice every Minister has ever advised and CHANGE. On behalf of the electorate, Thank you. I will do the long list of suggestions below over the next month or so. Instead of telling Nurses to work faster, Porters to take short cuts and Doctors treat more patients, here's a plan, let's CHANGE. Let's ask how we can deliver. Let's ask the question how can we use the buildings 24 hours a day to utilise the £1m scanners 7 days a week. Let's ask where we can get the resources to rapidly raise the radiographers required. Let's look in the mirror and say immigration. Let's not say yet another national emergency where we need the staff to work 84 hours a week. Let's not tell the staff they must contribute to a pension that is capped so that all the extra cash you pay in means you are effectively taxed at 70% because you pension pot has maxed out. At a stroke removing this ceiling would ensure that more doctors could work in the NHS. Forcing them to do less hours and work privately as locums because the pension cap forces them is madness when you have a labour shortage but what would you do. Instead of setting up watchdogs for utility companies how about giving them a real reason to CHANGE. A significant equity fining structure that dilutes shareholders but means they still have the funds to invest. Instead of grants for green energy projects make them equity sharing arrangements. The most obvious thing in the world was when we bailed out the banks we gave them the cash but not take a stake. We stood behind them but let the price of the shares fall to a level that the market felt acceptable and then let them find a way to pay the government back with a caveat of converting the debt to equity shares at any stage in the 2 years. The government would be obliged to hold for a period but at least they wouldn't buy in at a ridiculous price and yet again provide the city with some free cash. The opposite of privatisation, where we sold our country's assets at a severe discount, when we bailed out the banks we paid a huge premium. This was because the government forgot they could dictate the terms. Somehow the banks conviced them that the bank should dictate the terms. THat's back to POCA in my book and the police should investigate one day. Its almost identical to the theft of the many Tory covid cases that still need investigation. This again would help the government find some cash. Instead of telling the police to crack down on knife and every other crime, here's a plan, let's CHANGE and ask what needs to be done so we can deliver. For example - If you make POCA targets bigger and say all POCA receipts can be used to fund the Police and serve Justice, I think you'd find more money laundering legislation was not required. The Police would be able to find 100 times what they currently do. For every £100m they identify £25m fund new recruits, £25m goes in overtime, 25m goes into the Police Pension and £25m towards legal aid. Drugs policy. Legalise more drugs than tobacco, alcohol and legal highs. Tax them instead. Again hand in hand with POCA, the drugs ceased should be released through licensed vendors or drop in centres. The money raised can be used to fund the drop in centres and residential rehab units we need. Many small gains make a huge difference to our children growing up from an increase in needle return schemes to discarded vapes and other litter. Making it easier for society to contribute to Society is what the RNLI does through its volunteers. Emulating what the Food bank industry, (as sadly it is now an industry) has achieved is a beacon of light for how we can as a society come together, locally and nationally. Finally - stop measuring police performance through arbitary crime statistics. These do not help, they only muddy the waters. Now is the time for all community leaders to join together to say what should be measured, locally and nationally.

Friday, 21 June 2024

Sitting here waiting - Platform 9.9

It's so funny reliving old songs and the many lyrics.

Platform 99, or 9.9 was the place to be.

I used to make up the words every time we played whether live or just rehearsing and I'd keep doing it until I found something that worked for me. Sometimes the phrasing, rhyming or just nonsensical nature of the narrative whatever appealed to me.

This song started life as many did with the nuclear wasteland thought of

"A city is waiting, on platform 99"

The deal being that everyone went down into the depths of the station and the evacuation trains left from platform 99. 

This was fine for a few versions but if I missed the intro and the first bar I'd start

"City is waiting", which became "city awaiting"

"City awaiting, platform 99" led to all sorts of dialogue. It really had me chuckling as I talked about what the people were expecting to come off the train. All the love we give to migrants fleeing the war zones, juxtaposed against those being ferried in trains to death camps.

I sang it for at least 6 months before the song moved on again and became

"Sitting here waiting, on platform 99" a very mundane version on paper if you didn't know the evolution of the song.

As usual, I'd missed the train. There was only one departure from platform 99 so that's where I went for 9.9 later in the songs life.

It summed up my stupidity at looking at the poster on the wall that had been splattered by the debris and a dot appeared in the 99. Like an ice cream cone with a flake, it was a simple mistake, and it led me to see out my days on platform 99.

The song started in Edinburgh with Life  Support and made it to London. It was one of a few that Rich and I would play in the Sutton Arms in 1987.

Great song and I'm still singing and rewriting it.

I might have to move onto boats and find a rhyme for Rwanda that isn't kinda.

Saturday, 25 May 2024

post office scandal first draft

Fake news lies at the centre of most corporate collapses and as the inquiry unfolds it becomes clearer there were two bits of fake news that the board and executives wanted to believe. 

The first was that sub postmasters had their fingers in the jar and if we could close those loops we could get more money for the shareholders, (they didn't it was fake news in the board room). 

The second is no surprise, the board continued to accept that the horizon system was fit purpose and showed no interest in auditing it. 

The public are still confused as to why the CEO was not more on top of the company. So much talk about establishing values and yet it manifestly was to undermind sub postmasters at every opportunity. 

I can shed some light here the CEO is responsible for making more money for the shareholders they are not responsible for running a good company. 

The shareholders are not interested in how the company will be in five years time they want immediate results.

Performance of the retail pol from a financial point of view looks on the surface quite good and that is a problem with numbers. 

CEO from 20 to 12 to 2019 I previously what in the branch network and clearly like most people had a pet hit called sub fo sub PMs stealing. This was a bee in their bonnet but not one that was particularly true. The sledgehammer of an inadequate system reinforced the fake news in their head and when they became a CEO they pursued it with more vigour to the point that prosecution was perpetual.

As CEO I would've sat down with the SPMs and asked why. Why steal, were the wages not enough. I would've seen the faces and the clothes. I would've seen the lack of ostentatious jewellery and I would've joined their cause after hearing when it all started going wrong.

It would've been as clear as day these people were the victims and I needed as CEO to represent the shareholder better by taking a strong stance with my software team.

Hindsight is wonderful but this is how I managed businesses or situations when I'd been parachuted or promoted into a role.

The poverty of curiosity is what is so damning about the enquiry. The tragedy of our companies being run by people who want to viece the narrative of fake news reminds me of carrillon and all the others before.

I was never asked to be a nob exec as I turned things over and found stuff. Stuff the management needed to know as they were unexploded mines like the ones that killed the kids in Crail after the war.

Sometimes we choose to learn nothing but unexploded mines need tidying up. While significant members of the British public adored Diana for her work with mine victims or AIDS their values changed not a jot and that's so clear today.

A wonderful survey where love for Diana and the gender identity bills across the UK would undoubtedly have professors of logic confounded but I digress 

Truth is we have been run by the money for a long time and since 1980 when the 7/84 gap seemed to be improving to now when the7/84 looks more like 1/99 we need to sit up.

Taxation us still not taught in school and it's certainly taught in the boardroom.

The minimum wage has become the maximum wage for many and those who were on double the minimum wage in 2009 find themselves only getting a rise because the minimum wage has caught them up.

The property owning classes have dwindled and now are split between those whose parent are underwriting the purchase and those who own the rest of our property.

The private rental sector is so large now and yet people suggest that not enough is done for landlords to be able to maximise their return.

Sorry, I need to stop you, supply and demand are dreams. It was buried in the 80's that supply and demand would meet our expectations only the rise in prices.

In achieving equilibrium it was always hoped that this system would arrive at better quality. It was the fundamental strength of the market that it would raise quality and standards.

No that's not what happened. What it means is our food rota in the fields as the labour required to pick it without European workers meant the wages required to pick it couldn't compete with food being brought over from elsewhere.

A tour of the 80's takes us back to the financial boon and the complete lack of competent people in London and elsewhere to be trained and have enough passion to want to do a job. See ny earlier note about how £600m went missing or the fraudster who stole a mere £600k over 10 years in the 90's. No suprise the executives involved in the missing £600m dodged jail but the sad wee gambler who was allowed to steal £600k got 4 years.

In both cases wages offered in the city tried to force up the supply of competent labour. All it did was force up the supply of labour. Lots of stupid people in roles they had no training for.

And now we have a CEO being cross examined in an enquiry telling us that they were a good and competent CEO.

Fake news and self belief, managing a room not a business. That's what we have successfully bred in this country. Parties for the few and jail for the rest.

As I look out to the July 4th election I'd like to hear some truth but it'll be drowned out. If like to hear about trials of SNP leaders but I suspect on July 5th we will hear the PF say there is no case to answer and actually it was all a ruse to try and bust the bubble of seeking a return to Europe.

I think that means the unexploded mines in my hometown are that joining Europe again can only be achieved through freeing ourselves from the separatist UK nonsense by voting nationalist. How bizarre Is that.

I believe strongly in Europe as they represent the only global village prepared to offer democracy and some protection again the multinational control of the tech companies. These tech companies don't even have effective shareholders, they are all Caesars of their own empires.

Ok I've talked enough!

Wednesday, 3 April 2024

Deadbeat #24 - 40 years ago today

The best issues stood out because they just did.  I don't remember much about doing them. They just happened. Usually Hilary had a great picture or interview, Karen McD would have doorstepped a legend of the time KB and I would've stumbled around the back steps at Clouds or skidded along the ice rink in Inverness and before you know it there's things we have to leave out, not that much fell on the cutting room floor.



I look now at the cover and how many names inside the fanzine never made it outside. I look at the Dance Factory ad and saw it was the Cocteau Twins only Scottish gig at the Assembly Rooms, DF had finally arrived. Who knew they'd dominate our summers in Kinross.

Those adverts from Stuart at the dance factory and Bruce and the guys from Regular Music paid for half the costs of printing. It was huge for us, especially this wee alcoholic. In the early days it was £20 when we were selling 500-800 but by #24 we were nearer 2000 and UK wide so tried to get £40. The truth was free entry to all the gigs was worth it for us. Taking a trip to London or Liverpool, Norwich or Newcastle, wherever to pick up a few quid and see some gigs that was a lush lifestyle for this jakey.

It was all about the music and that marvellous moment you were in. New town, new faces, sounds and accents. We did stand out. Afterwards grabbing 10 minutes with exhausted performers who were coming down or just getting slaughtered and thinking, hmm should've done an interview.
We did the odd interview in the flat, the coffee shop on sauchiehall street, the Tayside bar but after the gig was best. Annie after Eurythmics in a Dundee hotel for #11or  on the fire escape at the Barrowlands with Gillian Gilbert after those practical jokers Barney and Peter invited me to sit on a chair for a Chaplin'esque gag, were my favourites but every time any band gave us the time of day it was a joy. We were nobodies, not Screaming nobodies they were #18, and we loved it.
Whenever you hear who's doing what today whether they're cleaning windows, sound engineer, printing t shirts, nursing my mum or still playing their trade, these days are as fresh as the fruit that falls in my allotment, fantastic and thank you.
Click on the home page and choose any issue and chuckle at how good or bad we were and feel the power of those early 80's bands.

Saturday, 30 March 2024

privatisation 40 years on

I went into stockbroking at the time of the privatizations thinking that I would raise the money to promote more bands more compilation tapes and more singles.

I was very much against privatizations as I saw them as a handout of assets We, the UK already owned. I think when you look at the state of the asset stripping over the last 40 years from these nationalized and industries you can draw two conclusions.

The private sector are not always very good at running things. Like the banks like the railways, buses, like the water companies the reason behind nationalisation is that the government needs to ensure workers can travel, have clean water to drink while smelly water is processed safely.

In Scotland our water is still nationalised. It makes money for the state without the middlemen cyphoning off anything. If you take a pint of Scottish water you'll find every penny paid in wages, on pipes, machinery it's still our asset. We pay for it and we still own it. 

If it were to be privatised there is not efficiency gains that can't be achieved in public ownership.

The second conclusion takes me back to a 1st year economics tutorial in st Andrews. I suggested in November 1980 as kids are supposed to that Thatcher had a plan to go from 1m unemployed to 3m and it was quite simply to batter the Unions. Some of my Tory peers suggested I was talking nonsense but the tutor said don't you think that is quite a legitimate strategy. I replied it was a strategy but not a responsible one considering the communities and the economic impact it would have. To my mind it seemed a crass way of throwing out all we had achieved just because we want to win a fight. Years later I would look at the Norwegian model for health and safety on the rigs. I would sigh in disbelief that their unions were in charge of health and safety which resulted in proper progress being made to keep the working people on and off those rigs safe. I believe the UK safety record does not stand up against the Norwegian safety record, it proves we were shit at organising ourselves because we spent too long having a fight.

1980 was a pivotal moment in the view of Stiglitz. It's when the old economic theory started to get fully tested. As soon as the asset strippers of the 80's saw the potential we very much moved to a dual economy. Some firms were building investing their profits for future growth while others were spying companies with hugely undervalued assets.

Rental income was squeezing it's way into economic theory. If it didn't generate enough on one company then it was called an underperforming asset, like having Messi play in the reserves in front of no crowd.

Whatever the asset class it had to be assessed, which means more fund managers counting and less people creating.

I watched this with my own company where we took our profits and invested them and as a result were the first company to fully automate trading, something we all know about but on 1998 to deliver an online trade from someone's house through the market with settlement taking place sounded a very expensive build. Expressions about the bleeding edge of technology were being bandied around but I digress. This company has changed hands so many times recently but not for the ingenious people and the creativity. Nowadays it's a bunch of clients with assets and a few people who service them. In the industry it's called a cash cow. It's viewed quite simply as what's the return on £100m, £20bn or whatever worth of funds.

Investment trusts are consolidating at the moment. Many managers under pressure because the net asset value is at a discount to the share price. The shareholders want more returns. 

The obvious way is to wind up the investment trust and sell all the assets over a reasonable period but that could create a fire sale and destable the market, oh, and put the managers out of work.

The second way is to buy back their own shares in the market. This is a popular route as it keeps the money inhouse all the commissions that can be collected will be and the managers keep their jobs as the discount in the trust's price narrows to the NAV.

The third way is to move to a mega fund. Consolidate with a rival and lose half the overheads. This can be a hostile or a friendly merger but again it should result in a narrowing of the discount between the net asset value and the price in the market of the investment trust.

I could talk about the fourth way but really all we are talking about is how counting money has become such a lucrative occupation. A fund manager is going to earn shed loads more than a consultant at a hospital, or many of the professions from engineering to a professor in a university. 

Herbal fix your cancer, who will make the casket that buries you, who will smell the coffee.

So in conclusion I believe that we are at a very critical stage which is reminiscent of a time 100 years ago when Roosevelt introduced the antitrust laws in the United States of America. Probably the most recent time when people got seriously stinking rich and left the gap between the net asset value of the population and the price Carnegie, Rockefeller ford to name but a few extracted from the population.

There was the wall Street crash in 1929 and I doubt we will get another in 2029 but I do look at COVID comparisons with the Spanish flu epidemic but discount it against the banking crisis. I do know we have learned nothing and greasy fat pigs still have their noses in the troughs in plain sight. In Scotland our nearly former baroness Mone is keeping schtum but it surely is inevitable that when Labour get in they will hound some of the illegal actions taken place during the Pandemic.

Does this mean in conclusion we will just muddle along with lots of distractions while the money keeps getting cyphoned off. Yes of course.

The art of moving money and taxing it when it moves is something the Tories in the city are well familiar with. They tax their pals quite happily providing dubious investment value. Search the monkey with the darts versus top fund managers and you'll find it's hysterical. The.monkey gets a banana the top fund managers screw £1bn.

When you take only 0.5% off the table nobody notices. The fees these managers take all add up. The monkey receives nothing. Every time you look at your pension statement have a think about that monkey and ask is it a privatised monkey or a nationalised one, because it does the same job. It beats the top fund managers regularly.

If Labour win the next election it should renationalise through stealth. It should regulate the water companies into the ground and if they go bust there is no.bail out. The same for all the facets of the travel infrastructure. The land the companies had may well have been long sold off to pay huge bonuses, or reward asset stripping boardroom to shareholder strategies so as a country we don't need to buy them back or bail them out, we need to regulate then assume control.

It's a different war from 40 years ago but we can't just buy ourselves into them like we did the banks. We never prosecuted anyone over the asset stripping by the banks. We even rewarded, post banking crisis, the asset strippers appointments time and again. Over the past 15 years buildings that were valuable have been flogged to cover the incompetence. Now we have an online banking industry with the odd shop to sell products. It's obsolete and will soon be taken over by the Google and apple pay banks that will be formed very soon.

If the UK has any eye on the future it should start the legislative process today.



Friday, 29 March 2024

La Beat Friday 5th April, Edinburgh

Yes the Argyll cellar bar is hosting another great night 


Tickets leas than the price of a pint. A whole night of superb music, Vinny B says it a must for me, see you next Friday 

Thursday, 28 March 2024

Met a great guy David in the cask and barrel tonight

Back in the day he screen printed and pasted up the anti nazi league posters that went up all over town in 1980, give or take a year. HQ in Picardy place will always get a name drop and David could have a book coming out in the next 12 months regailing us with the great gigs of the time. He was at most of them and as a Fanzine it couldn't be better for Deadbeat to report on these things. Fingers crossed for publication before Christmas and this is a time we all love to get nostalgic about and David's novel will be right up our street here at sunny Deadbeat, where we never miss a beat...

Wednesday, 27 March 2024

Time for action or nurturing nocturnal behaviours

Yep, I never know. I'm looking forward to escaping the march madness and assaulting April with the vigour I usually find in Spring. I'm living in the past here and enjoy re reading the issues of April and the memories associated. Scotland wasnt as desolate as we felt as ideas grew from the most barren perimeters. We all knew Scargill was wrong and Mick McGahey was right, and yet history tells us that yet again a fanny took us into a fight and the sheep followed. I've relived so many of those moments and while many bands made many songs our wee fanzine was all about our society. We weren't articulate and we lacked a clarity of purpose. We were sheep veering over the cliff at times but 40 years on it helps us realise that our actions dont occur in isolation. I took a job to raise the cash to get Deadbeat to the next level and help the bands put out singles. I never understood how the business worked, but I'm delighted that so many bands from the 3 Compilation tapes got signed and learned the hard way how the business worked. I'd almost suggest that the ones who never got signed were the lucky ones. The industry was full of sharks and swimming in it encouraged you to become one. So as I drift off to sleep tonight I'll not get upset at our label or venue never taking off, rather I'll concentrate on those hysterically funny interviews or stories that bands would tell. The gigs where things went wrong in a spectacular way that weren't funny at the time but are priceless now. Its getting closer....40 years on, Deadbeat style!

Thursday, 7 December 2023

Inspired by the millennials

It's difficult to know if climate change or conspiracy theories will dominate the landscape in the next 60 years but I do know that the millennials will build their own world in their likeness.

They'll decide what the octogenarian masses will have to eat and whether they'll have a bed in which to sleep. They'll not need to do it with a heavy heart as the age of consumerism ticks down and Kondratieff waves bye bye to the technological explosion that enabled so many good things. Like all things, marketing was at the front of the technology and from elections to pandemics proved that the P.E.N. or push E notifications, can be mightier than the sword.

Thursday, 26 October 2023

Stiglitz and the inequality gap, the increasing poverty and national desire for greed

A long time ago greed became a vogue word and then it wasn't and then it was and then it wasn't and for my whole adult life, greed is good. 

As societies around the world we embrace each other just before we debase and in some cases destroy. There are countless genocides where people, races or religions are believed to be the issue. I've always thought it's just greed and control, with a smattering of testosterone thrown in. It's not just religions that do misogyny, but they do it well.

In the UK and Ireland we've had many different religions victimised on our shores from Catholics, Jews and Protestants through to the current victims who are more likely Muslims or as we roll the racist dice, anyone not considered white 'northern' European. The fact that everyone is mixed race and probably mixed religion in this country suggests we really are treading our way carelessly towards a proper backwater.

This is where Stiglitz comes in. He can see multi national power for what it is. Total and utter control, corruption and conformity helps. Conformity comes from an eager neo-liberal bunch who think deregulation of markets will lead to the fabled trickle down. What a load of shite. Most rich people don't give the shit off their shoes so trickle down my arse. Neo-liberal aka fascist fucks.

We are a very obedient lot in the main. South of the border we find culturally the English to be far more deferential than the Scots. There are huge swathes of people who don't believe in the monarchy or the Tory party ransacking their cities and towns with policies for greed, for the 1% but the groundswell for revolution is rare. Liverpool ditched the Sun newspaper after the tabloid trashed the reputation of the victims of the Hillsborough disaster. This was the greatest stand made by any city in England and it still stands today and I still cry real tears of pride in their strength. It stands alone in the last 40 years in my humble opinion. It is England's finest hour and always will be for me.

I'm Scottish, I live up the road and honestly, I'm with Stiglitz. We are culturally different from what is running us. I think other parts of England are the same. I worked for 3 years in Newcastle and happily supported England during a world cup. I'd worked in London 20 years earlier and happily supported Belgium and any other team playing England. Culturally I get the people I'm living and working with or I don't. 

We believe in paying taxes to make a fairer society. I believe as a corporation my company should pay more. I believe at school we should be taught why taxes are valuable and not a disincentive to business.

I do however believe that our politicians really don't know why they are doing their jobs and that's a clear problem. Like any industry it has grown into a corner and we can't see where the thinkers bench is now. The political weeds have just grown over the top and it's why I believe strongly in revolution. I prefer it via the ballot box but revolution, please.

It's not 40+ years of wishing for a better government. It's 40+ years of realising they are getting worse. Not marginally but markedly worse. It's quite a feat for me to suggest Thatcher was better but at least she was honest about hating the socialism the Scots sought.

Nothing has really changed. There is still a significant amount of us in Scotland who would like everyone to have a house and if that be a council or a boat house, a house. Next up a joab. Next up a minimum wage of £25 an hour. 

It is shameful that students carrying a golf bag can earn more in 4 @4 hour rounds than a care worker in a 40 hour week.

I digress as usual but I find that my nonsense from years gone by about why Thatcher's contraction of the UK economy via privatisation and pathological hatred has done little for our economy and even less for our economic health. Friedman weighed heavy at the time, a name rarely heard 40 years on. 

What I feel I have always known, and a grocers daughter should've known is that it's the small money that keep spinning around the economy and the large money that disappears offshore.

I argued for a fiscal stimulus called increase the tax free allowance to £20,000. All the people who receive a £2000 bonus will spend it 10 times over.

Take it back off the people between £50-70,000, such that those at £70,000 are neutral.

This money will largely be spent in their local economy and we won't hear sob stories about local bakers, newsagents and the like closing down and being replaced by Estate agents and pawn shops. I feel like a broken record as it's been a deadbeat mantra so that's 40 years.

Stiglitz knows how bad inequality is for an economy and he's very forthright about it. He's also very simple on his views. He knows that what sorted the USA out wasn't so much Roosevelt and the mass programs but the armaments for WWII and the college education the people received thereafter. 

The influx of brains included my Dad in 1962 in Michigan as well as his Glaswegian pal who stayed his whole life on campus, becoming a professor. This is almost doing what the Chinese government are now doing in placing their people in the UK, but of course we are one step ahead and deport everyone once they get a degree. I almost want to say that again. Once someone is of huge value to our economy we kick them out.

In the USA in 1962 it was the opposite. They might do it now, but back then they couldn't get enough of these brains from around the world. The more they learned, the greater their ambition to learn. I'd say this was the end of one part of a Kondratieff wave in some respect. I know that it coincides with the evolution of technology and the growing ambition to apply it across all fronts from putting people on the moon to washing clothes and keeping milk cool. Putting a TV in every home and latterly a PC and a phone.

We got a black n white TV in 1967 I think, and I got a half share in an amstrad for my 21st in 1983. Followers of Deadbeat will see the font change!

I got my first laptop about 1996 and a dongle so I could work from the pub by 1998.

The blackberry arrived and by 2007 it could never be left unattended. 

It's all bite sized chunks but when I asked the question you have to leave one at home, cash or phone, only Jackie answered cash. 

Yep, by 2023, the phone has displaced us. Whether recording our steps or our purchases it's now the must have chip. It isn't long until the tattoo is that chip. Surely we will just be using our wrist.

1999

I remember arguing unconvincingly that the levels of debt in 1999 were unsustainable for the USA never mind the UK and something had to give. I was a fan of the Prince song but it did rely on people having the money to party and only if they could keep borrowing it. Whilst the actual banking crisis in 2006, which finally manifest in 2008 was real, the seeds had been down long before with the vast majority of people wanting jam today, not tomorrow.

The rising household debt was real. It was spread right across the population and wasn't just the speculative punters towards the end who really just pushed the envelope. This steady demand curve fat outstripped supply and resulted in the full unemployment era of the Blair and baby Bush administrations. I would say all the other politicians too but their names escape me. Latterly called the P.I.G.S. there were a few who the bankers would lay the blame on whole clambering to offload their own septic tank of toxic debt instruments. I like to call it when Europe's penaions foolishly bailed out the USA.

There is no doubt however, this was the end of the demand led economy. From then on demand would be squashed by politicians posing as prudent. They can't be forgiven but pressure from the bankers to be bailed out and trusted for their itinerant incompetence is an odious if accurate excuse. In the UK people like Darling would be easily fooled into thinking it was the only way.

Earlier on this blog I wrote a note about student debt in England is now greater than the national debt of Ireland. When I was reading Stiglitz's great divide I noted in 2010 student debt in the USA had exceeded the $1tn credit card debt. One clearly going down while the other just grows and grows. His point is well made. You can only slide up the greasy pole if there is wealth to help you. If you can buy an internship, masters or move forward in the malaise of your youthful peers. It's quite simply disgusting, divisive and no way to grow your economy.

It's about here that I can see Stiglitz and I are not quite on the same page. He thinks politicians would want to improve the economy but I think power and short termism have never been closer. In the UK, that blink of an eye includes Liz Truss being able to say she was a prime minister, drawing the appropriate pension and pawkle a few pounds on the podium road show.

As I read Stiglitz I'm reminded of my Dad's time in Michigan in 1962. He genuinely wants to believe that people do want to get back to the beautiful American Dream of hard work paying off in the long run. This great myth got hijacked in my opinion by the marketing makeovers that see useless products and people perform like porpoise to capture the imagination, like a lorry salesman at the ingliston Sunday market in the 70's.

I remember coming home with a rotating cheese grater. I felt a wee bit conned. I had been. At 15, it was a good lesson, and for £2, a fairly cheap one. I was still using it 10 years later, so maybe I didn't quite learn the lesson.

No suprise really, I've always been very slow on the uptake, but like the elephant I am, once it's in there I do remember. I'll never know if Darling was complicit with the banks or just stupid. Either way I've always felt he lost any possible points and when he campaigned for better together I realised it was probably time to be apart. Like Brown they seemed to be stuck in an optics war and the sad part was they were convinced that Blair's bubble had come from that successful stance. My believe is Kinnock tripped over at the Sheffield conference and at the time the country had two almost reasonable options. Certainly better options than the USA has faced for a long time, with 2024 being no exception. A year in which the country has to find a way not to elect Trump. The smart money is certainly not on them succeeding.

Stiglitz takes us on a journey back to the 20's when agriculture production processes were evolving at a drastic rate leaving many farm workers out of a job, while food production increased. The general observation in a micro world sees me stop being a schoolboy in the post room and moving upstream into the settlements area. I was lucky in my work and kept evolving but I passed a lot of people who really just enjoyed being good at what they did and going home. I loved what I did and wanted to do it better. This often involved bypassing useless bosses and streamlining procedures that were pointless and replacing them with practical purposeful and valuable processes. Nothing cheersled my colleagues hearts more than another joke job I'd removed. 

Traffic lights management was perhaps my favourite. When you ask people why they perform a task and they tell you it's for management I love to chuckle. If it's not for you to help you manage, it's not for management, I'd reply.

When you remove these jobs somebody always asks how you'll replace it. The answer I'd use was we have a tractor now. We have a combine harvester. Trust me, the guys sitting ticking off every item on the bank statement against every item on our records don't need to as the computer has been born.

Structural changes are at the heart of Kondratieff's thinking and technology is clearly one, both on the agricultural sector of the USA in the 20's and nowadays. You might not need traffic lights but you still need a driver.

I think Stiglitz with his pal Bruce Greeneald nail it. This great depression was a long time in the making in the USA. It's no surprise it arrived, more a suprise it took so long. The collapse on demand is everything and that's where I absolutely adore the hypothesis.

In my time at university I sat and explained that Thatcher had a strategy to confront the unions and it was called high unemployment. It was ironic that she won a landslide election on a slogan that labour wasn't working as the dole queue hit 1 million. When employees in manufacturing fell by another couple of million the queue had reached 3m. People were being bought out of their jobs with generous redundancy terms or unscrupulous laws enabling closures. Unions would see themselves destroyed in a few fitful years. Unable to respond together they found themselves on the back door and their memberships plummet.

The country was told we had to move to a service based economy. In short servitude would've been a better description. Big redundancy payments allowed some to buy a pub, a taxi or even a guest house. This move to the service based economy worked for a few. The vast majority were offered little training because the new jobs didn't exist and retraining for a job that would disappear another few years down the road suggested folly. In the 1980's pop music split down party lines with many Scottish and northern bands holding government to account while London and the south preferred to celebrate with big hair extensions, fake tan and tinsel teeth. The makeover was complete. London would soon be back on charge and the unions despatched like a heffer with a bolt.

The seismic waves through those communities will always be talked about but economic recovery for them became a cause celebre, as getting on one's bike became the prescribed medication.

I often wonder if we had staged a bike protest and had 3 million people cycle to London would they have been as successful as the matches from history. It's a lovely image but one I might ask to draw.

All of which leads us beautifully back to the USA, Stiglitz and the great depression. Farm workers with no money won't be able to support the towns bakery, pub or even a coffee shop. Yep, town closes. We watched mining towns close in the 80's and in the mid west we saw what happened, throw in a few dust bowls too.




Tuesday, 17 October 2023

Strathaven Hotel November 3rd - Callum Easter

Callum's always good for a special guest or two so please check it out as it should be a good night. I'm fresh off the Gijon good gig guide but hopefully make it down. Steve Jackson and Eugene Kelly should augment a superb evening.

Sunday, 15 October 2023

CIRCUS OF HELL

https://youtube.com/shorts/LTymdZJCVUQ?si=2fH0yo3fNCl8i4GQ

One minute of the Dundee band's loose on you, also released on  the Deadbeat Tape 2 and issue #23, 1984 just bed re they became legends

Enjoy 

Thursday, 12 October 2023

FANTASTICO Teenage fanclub sweet baboo - gijon

Fantastico Fannies, musica magnifico,

Muchos Gracias!


 It's quite surreal the teatro laboral at Gijon.
Biggest tower in the region perched on a hill in the university area outside Gijon.

Easily reached by a #1 or #18 but not by a 90 Min walk... We are on Camino so we took the bus.
Did I mention there was no smoking or drinking. It's 30° and I'm a tad parched looking forward to the Fannies and a wee bevvie.

Norman got a cheeky wee beer, not us. We nearly stormed the stage but decided big Norm's tin looked half empty.
Sweet Baboo aka Steve, aka the 6th Fannie live, is from Wales and makes up songs that use a lot of his extensive vocal range and chord knowledge. In many songs velvet underground or undertones fans would've been exhausted by the number of different chords used, but just when you think he's run out a major E7 diminishes and a he's onto another level. Musically sweet Baboo challenges you to keep up. It was a battle he won but we were closing the gap in a distant 2nd.

It was tough at first but quickly the audience got the hang of it. I'm guessing it was his first big European tour. Cutting his continental teeth live on this tour must be daunting. Being Welsh in Britain is tough enough but try speaking to a Spanish audience. A few hums and hahs quickly gave way to talking about children and rocket ships. Never has a man grown more confidence than when talking about the magical qualities a rocket ship can have. It was hysterical. Out of the bumbling about came a Billy Connolly shaggy dog story and if it was meant it worked. If it wasn't it's a keeper. We felt alone in laughing out loud but it was brilliant.

For me the picks of the 6 songs were in the later ones and in particular the last 2 from his new album, The Wreckage. If you're going to the gigs in Scotland it's well worth listening to The Wreckage first as his music's sufficiently nuanced to make it worthwhile. Unlike us you won't get lapped on the third song still thinking about the first and second ones.
The Fannies came on 10 mins later at 9.15 and delivered their set. A mix of past and present including many of the favourites, but let's face it there are too many and not enough time.

Norman had some real tuning issues and it was quite cold and as I say a bit surreal. At times it felt like we were at a live practice session it was that relaxed. The audience erupted occasionally but in the main there was almost an eerie respectful distance maintained between the band and the audience as the Fannies moved through their last 30 years. 
I remember seeing the Velvets in London in the 80's and they seemed really old but relatively speaking this gig by the Fannies is even older. That's quite a mind fuck but it is true. A band who arrived long after Deadbeat's deadline are playing music older than the Velvets did at that gig which coincidentally was after Deadbeat's demise too.
The longer I linger in this tardis the faster my head seems to spin. 
In 87,  The Banana album was 20 years old yet bandwagonesque had 30+ in the bin.
I could go on an on, indeed it would be my numbing.
But thats fat Al at the typewriter not thinking it's a sin.

Yes, I see it's putting a bemused look on Rip Van Reihill the Life Support lead guitarist and lifelong Fannies fan....so we will move on
30+ years, 10+ albums and that's a lot of material. There's not much to say except to admire the professional performance, superb melodies, 5 singers so I'll provide the odd bit of sage advice.
..ha ha....ed

Speaking in the local language can work a treat so for Sweet Baboo's Stephen Black when you play San Sebastian just slip in "eskerrik Asko", that's thank you in basque. The crowd will thank you back Stephen. 
Last night I was convinced the roadie with the guitar was going to slip Norman a Spanish phrase like. "Alguien puede ayudarme con mi cadena e"

Norman is so naturally gifted at talking and mumbling to the crowd in a way that is so engaging. Fans will know that inner dialogue is delicately delivered with a pathos fans love 

When they're in the groove there are few bands get near. The songs are so well crafted with false endings, dropping a semi tone or two from where you thought they were going, powering through the ending and creating a new crescendo, a cacophony of icing on the cake of the icing already oozing. Every song played with simplicity and control sometimes giving the feeling of freewheeling and potential car crash before sliding effortlessly into port, sometimes being so lyrically special that the words just capture moments from your life and pop them back into your brain.

I don't need to describe how good the band and the songs are. Anybody reading this already knows and if seeing them in Gijon provided anything, it's just proof positive they keep moving forward and far from an anchor dragging them into the past the songs from 30 years ago are as refreshingly honest and beautiful as they were played back then.those that are 20 years old, 10 years old or 10 months old are the same. Gilt edge, crafted with care and diligence, refined and yet still raw.
 Some subtlety has doubtless been added as sonic technology has changed but magnificent melodies abound. Thank you for a great gig in Gijon and have a sunny stroll along the beaches on your day off.
i know we did....

"In my life,
I've been so uptight
It is
Alright "




Wednesday, 11 October 2023

Catch up with the Relations from Perth

If like me you fell asleep for 40 years I can recommend listening the planetaryelement! Aka Vinny the bass player of the Relations on you tube.

He's loaded a number of Perth bands up and well worth a listen. No doubting that quality lasts.
I did a video up blackford hill earlier as I'm always listening to them. I'm in a 40 year loop and I love it. 


Out here on the Camino in Spain we are taking a break to see the fannies tonight in Gijon. 

They're a bit more modern....only a 30 year loop!

Watch "the Relations from Perthshire - miles and miles" on YouTube

Sunday, 8 October 2023

2023 Camino to Gijon

Last year we deviated off piste to VITORIA-GASTEIZ to watch the Godfathers at Hell's Dorado and this year we head to Gijon to take in the magnificent Teenage Fan Club.
Yes these fannies Fae Fromista are headed via Leon to catch Wednesday's gig 
yes boys we've got tickets....
 and don't they look happy now.
We've traipsed a long way and now it's time for the big Burgos bus.
There's a new album to hear and we're looking forward to hearing, seeing and dancing away to it.
It'll certainly beat all this walking!
See you there

Monday, 21 August 2023

Interest rates target the wrong people - £220 Billion....count it

Ok, £220bn is the amount that English students owe to the students loans group owned by the government. 

As an economist it encourages emigration at a time when we seem he'll bent on stopping immigration.

As a psychologist I can't help thinking we are seriously fucking around with the heads of our young people (as if they'll want to fund our care in later life). Why should they pay this graduate tax or be forced out of of the country of their birth. How can they buy a house, these new indentured generations.

As a historian... As you all know, in the 1980's when Deadbeat began tuition fees did not exist. Countless numbers of politicians went to university for free and many got government grants not loans to go. A covenant scheme existed for parents to elect to pay financial support for their children. The credit checking inustry did not exist. Did we really want to find ourselves in 2023 with our children unable to buy a property because they pay such a high amount of money back they cant afford the property prices. Property will CRASH in 2024, I'm convinced but there are numerous things keeping it up at the moment. Agents are pushing higher rents claiming housing shortages. These shortages are due to many graduates from 2000-2010 being unable to afford the prices, so they pay increasingly higher rent. As interest rates go up they have no chance of even considering the purchase of a house as nobody would lend them the money. Markets do have a habit of moving towards equilibrium. Anyone who understands geology recognises metamorphosis and economists do too. I want to have a comedic rant about this because the Fringe is on in Edinburgh. There is so much material. 

I grew increasingly alarmed in the 90's when homelessness was rising and the buy to let concept became mainstream. People have always bought second homes or houses for their kids or renting but it suddenly became an industry. This is not a good look for society when but to let mortgages were easier to get than first homes. 

These are the tectonic plates of a society. One person is describing a property while another is describing a home. Tectonic plates have a habit of creating eruptions.

The Bank of England are trying to control inflation, but its the supply side it affects these days. They have no other tool to use so the only debate they have is up or down. They should get brave and flatten it. Ireland has a national debt of 220 bn EURO, the people in England who went to Uni have that on their personal balance sheet. Did Thatcher and Blair really know they were using the young people of this country to underwrite the UK Economy. My stats are just England as per the info on the westminster website. I wrote a review of Bob's great book on Carrillion and the corrupt UK State but this mind numbing discovery does my head in. If the UK Debt was £1 trillion the true figure would be £1.2 Tn if we included or even funded students like Blair and Thatcher received. We moved education off the balance sheet. I'll say it again, we moved education off the balance sheet and passed it to the voters who had gone to University. Our collection rate is 27%. That means 73% default over 20-30 years. That means the 27% who dont default will have to pay more tax later on to fund the defaulters. We have just shut down immigration but if you emigrate you needn't pay back your loan. I'm thinking this policy was ill concieved and yet Student loans continue. In Scotland we dont pay tuition fees but Nick Clegg in England decided a ministerial car and pension was worth more than a principle. I'm thinking, see you next tuesday, and I'm not even a liberal. I think somebody explained how they'd 'moved the debt off the country's balance sheet into the hands of the individuals who received the education' was an argument that won the day. Truth is, if someone said that to me, I'd say immediately, encourage them to become a joiner or a plumber a nurse or a dental assistant. I'd suggest that on the job training that didnt involve going to University and incurring a life and mind changing debt would be wiser. Why would any responsible government ever encourage someone with no money or job to assume a £100,000 of debt in the hope they might get a better job than they would do if they just left school and started working. Growing up I was lucky. I worked from 1978 - 1980 in the post room. I would keep working in WM using the printing to do Deadbeat and the franking machine was my friend. Many on the mailing list received their Deabeat courtesy of the pawkle. I loved the lerning I got and when I was given a clip board and pen on leave to go to Uni I laughed. I returned regularly in holidays and was generally a lifer until the redundancy, spending a year finding the missing £600m, £1m-£3m a day etc which I've mentioned before. My old work hired many kids from school and then as a trainee web developer/dealers or whatever. Most probably got the degree equivalent in under 3 years. I think the nefarious shite should be promoted not reserved for prime ministers. I always said if you meet someone at the bus stop and they smile when they say "gotta job", just say yes. Find them a job they'll love it and you will too. There are numerous forces at work undermining the mental health of the young and calling them snow flakes is just nonsense. We now know a lot more about mental health than ever before. I studied Psychology and like many of my classmates I did it because I wanted to understand myself more, oh, and why the drugs worked. They didn't work for everyone and over my life I've come to an epiphany regarding myself. Recognise who and what you are. Own it, bottle it, it's you. If there are anti social elements from farting and belching to ranting alcoholic, try to minimise these and write a blog nobody will see. Its cathartic and also very helpful to let you deal with what are seismic changes that you are living through but cant change. Stress was always something I understood from a mathematical and physical perspective. Pressure can be an essential catalyst, but stress is when its gone too far and something is close to blowing. Just like getting a rocket up in the air, or a jobby out your bum, light pressure good, too much stress bad. When I was 30 I was on my fifth house. Interest rates were quite high but house prices were relatively benign. I look at the 30 year old today and the majority of house owners that I know did not go to university. When I was 30 the big three stress deliverers were transitions in relationship, house and job. Nowadays they still alrgely go hand in hand as the global market demands we shift around to progress our careers and that means changing you house and in some cases relationship too. This is when the gender gap on student loans can frequently get magnified. A couple who did their degree and post grad together, then get married have good careers then children then divorce will find the parent who took the time off for the child will have watched their debt magnify while the other's continued to shrink. If I was a lawyer I'd expect the debt to be shared equally. Hope it is. House prices in the 80's and 90's marched ever upwards with the odd pause when seismic activity occured, like leaving the EMU and inflation, interest rates and house prices often followed global financial market collapses, eg the time it was famously not going to be too strong a wind in 1987. The winds of change were particularly hammered down during Labour's loss of the levers in the early 2000's. We'd moved through the dot.com bubble and the Y2k disaster to arrive in over-exhuberant times. I've quoted the Big Short many's a time but this is where we can also see the trace elements of our current gangster operations. The poverty today is absolutely real and its not just financial. ITs a poverty of ideqas caused by a poverty of truth. The misleading and plain self confessed liars now wear their mis-truths, their lies like a badge of honour. It was all a game they played dirty and won. For some people someone like Trump or Farage are liars you would never believe but for others they thought they told the truth, even after they admitted that it was all just part of the game. Putting a slogan on the bus about the NHS was one of the simplest lies to tell. I'm suprised they didn't make it "£946mn a week for our NHS', nobody can add up and its all to grab a headline, while people would round it up to £1bn when they told their friends..... My Dad is 91, I'm 60, we still have the same discussion about people n0t wanting to tell the truth and 'they'll be found out'. THat's not the game. The game is lie lie lie, and then roll the dice and move 8 spaces whatever you roll. In the meantime the 30 year old is trying to work out when they will be able to buy a house. As interest rates rise it doesn't dampen their demand, they had no demand. Demand in the economy is not impacted by interest rates. Prices are rising because supply side issues. The supply side issues that have shifted the price of olives and olive oil I can understand but rape seed oil I cannot. Because cooking oil would go down as a bit of a necessity, unless you have the luxury of an air fryer, the only thing I see in the price hike is opportunistic profiteering. First rule of business is move upstream in time of turmoil. Reassuringly expensive is still a successful marketing move. I personally dont think it works with everything in the supermarket though. I wrote before about the government abolishing VAT a lever that would have lowered inflation even if only applied to utilities. Small businesses that creatively hide under the threshhold emphasise why either the threshhold or the tax itself needs reforming. Taxes need to represent the society and the global market. In Scotland as we continue Thatcher decision to make us a service economy we have Education, Tourism, Financial, Games and Whisky. Within tourism we have History, hills and golf. I'm pretty sure the numbers for golf tourism will be getting healthier by the day as the clubs get wealthier by the year. Ireland and Scotland have cornered the $$$ and an average 7 days break to either can be considered in the $10,000-$20,000 bracket. They like to pay, so we encourage them to play. This makes the role that the golf clubs representatives, their own Trade and Sports union, Scottish Golf, a very important one. Cue the gangsters moving ? Is it the same for Education. I've written before about Edinburgh Uni becoming one of the biggest property company potentially in the city or is that the country. Universities have so much money I wonder why their staff need to strike or why they need to give them appalling pensions. THe income Edinburgh receives during the Festivals in August surpasses £60mn now. Those students who need to vacate their flats for the August bun fight compare with other universiteies where you pay for 12 months. Its an entirely huge topic why St Andrews and Edinburgh can earn as much from their summer lets as they do from the time of the year when students inhabit their dorms and tenements. I digress, house prices, yes, no demand here. 30 year olds only aspiration is to avoid sharing a room, to have a living room in their flat, not have it as a third bedroom. They cant aspire to own the building but will half the £22,000 a year to rent it. There is a demand, but its for lower house prices. Will the 'buy to let' people find themselves troubled by the level of their borrowing as interest rates rise. Ha ha I laugh, at long last I've found a small sample of people who will be hounded out of the market by higher interest rates. Unfortunately all the gangster money laundering johnnie foreigners can buy the houses with cash and convert them into more legal routes for that POCA avoiding cash. So the true victims of this retail price hike, that comes with interest rate hikes is the people who have seen their savings vanish, their houses cooler and their cupboards left bare. Oh, and if they were 'stupid enough to go to university', a lovely hint of irony, then their debt is being put through a pressure cooker in a bid to ipe out what they've paid. At £220bn, or as the Irish would laugh, the national debt, our English students and graduates will see the debt rise to £230bn before the financial year is out, on interest alone. Even if you pay £500-£1000 back, your debt will likely be rising by £3000-£5000. At current rates only 27% are due to pay it back and the Government of the day picks up the tab. I would not want to win the next election unless the land and money grab of the past forty years is reversed and that would really upset the markets. This is something the Bank of England cant take into its calculations. They have one blunt instrument. The biggest growth industry in my minds eye is the adverts on tv for credit rating agencies. Now I know Kondratieff was right. We have reach the optimum end of this wave. Greed in the marketplace will not be controlled by interest rates, indeed it may have the opposite effect as profiteering will be forced higher because the alternative is to close the shop or business and bank the money. Ironically interest rates are more likely to hit the supply than the demand side. Children who are now over 50 are still paying off student debt if they did masters or post grad stuff. Children born in the 80's when university places were effectively removed for those whose parent did not own a home (bear with me here) or the broadening wealth classes who tried to encourage their children to aspire, dreams that few could ever achieve Other points to explore Encouraging emigration, 20 year or 30 year payback Interest rates at 8% on the debt compared with 12% on your salary above a certain level means the debt has to increase if you earn less than £70,000-£80,000 depending on the size of the debt. Then the government has to pick up the tab and the only ones to make money are the debt handlers. Let me buy shares in them please!

Wednesday, 16 August 2023

Tied for second - 16:30 subatomic until 27/8

At £8 a ticket, or pay what you can afford these two write decent jokes, have good delivery and can relax with their audience. Quite simply an excellent hour and with gluten free lager for £4 this doesn't feel like the fringe at all.


Tied for second is what they were in a competition for new comedic acts so they spilt the show with half an hour each. It works really well. 
A Canadian heterosexual with a couple of stints as a step mum follows a gay Londoner with a Catholic past.

It's a good mix of acts and crowd reaction is everything. Laughter throughout and loud applause at the end as they took their bow and we took ourselves off to the bar. I hadn't turned around until the end and I noticed the venue was almost full so whether it was £8 a ticket or pay what you want the crowd had turned out on a Tuesday. It's got to be 5 stars.


Tuesday, 15 August 2023

Martin Stephenson & the Daintees 19/8/23

First saw the band 41 years ago.

delighted to see them headlining here.

I cant make the gig but they were brilliant back
then and I'm gutted to miss all the fun. I remember the chat like it was yesterday and not 1982, Martin's definitely another great candidate for the where are they now, if only I could get my act together. To see the Daintees website and the new wave connection with JP defintely got my attention Roll on Summertime was reviewed in issue #4 and #7. I couldn't get enough of the album which I bought on tape back in the day. Cue the routinely published picture of the other JP with issue #7!

Enjoy!


Friday, 7 July 2023

Camino Movie alert - from fatal-bananas.blogspot.com

Watch this movie - Simply Superb Stefanie Hurtado's brilliant Walk Through Fire is Filmtastic. I've never enjoyed a Camino video so much. https://youtu.be/U2mrbhPhASA I watched it in 4@15 minute episodes then had a full hour spare to watch the rest. I'm already working out a tinto y tapas night at Swanys with a glass or two of Navarre, then a bottle of Rioja before a nice wee crate of Mencia as she leaves Ponferrade for Galicia. If you've been on the Camino you'll have so many memories of different friends, milestones, bars and views. Every Camino is like a Shakespearean play with different actors treading the same boards. As much as you want the journey to last forever, Stefanie found herself naturally moving faster and like Simon and I back in 2007 did Foncebadon to Ponferrade then to Trabadelo, then to O'Cebriero, and those early fairy steps to Orisson have suddenly become big leaps. Her story is her Camino and far from overstepping the self indulgence many of these videos forget, she has edited her work brilliantly and struck an amazing balance. It's impossible to complete a distillation process that turns a month into 2 hours. This is a gorgeous attempt that encapsulates all the community of the Camino while still giving you the sheer inspirational joy of the walk. What's also amazing is to somehow take the film without it crowding her own Camino. As a videographer it probably is natural to take your work with you but I can't wait for the kiss and tell story in 10 years time when we hear how the camera was left at home! I've had over 20 caminos to finish writing Josephine's story Tommy turns Cars. Every Camino I just add another edit to Logrono or El Acebo. I'll talk more about Miriam and the team at Sante fe in Cardenuela Rio Pico. Another composite character appears and needs inserted. The Camino is an absolute joy and although I had to leave sharpish from Casa Loncho in Olveira just 3 weeks ago when Jackie broke her ankle I'll be back out soon enough as the wine festivals get going in September. Stefanie was probably home when I got Simon back out to Bordeaux in late September 2022. Her story and that of her fellow Pellegrinos is the stuff of legend and yet we live it all over every year, or even twice a year. The international community of the Camino often slip into politics and Stefanie summed up every pilgrim when she wished everyone could do it, even just once. Thank you Stefanie for a masterpiece. Posted by Vinny Bee aka Dancin Al at 07:22